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One, two, three...


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Hip, slap


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Turn and clap

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Is Annie-versary.

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Pardon?

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Is 25th. Is Annie-versary.

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The day that Annie went whoomph!

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Is Annie-versary.

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Must we do this every year?

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Don't forget to touch your hat,
because we're all cowboys.

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Hey, is Annie-versary.

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Not this again.

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We never met her, Robin.
Hey, pay attention, you lot, please.

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You're going to have to know
all these moves

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for this afternoon's rehearsal.

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Right?

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OK.

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Annie-versary.

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..spotting the pattern
in what had, for millennia,

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seemed like
random astrological events.

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And his mathematical model
allowed him to predict

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the comet's next appearance,

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proof that even in the seeming
chaos of the universe,

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there is always order to be found.

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Found, found...

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Oh. And then...

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Oh, OK. Yeah.

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I know it might look a bit silly
with me up here on my tod,

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but it'll be amazing
once we do it all together.

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There is pattern!

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There is pattern to when we move on.

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What?

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One of us go whoomph...

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..today.

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I'm telling you.

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I done the math!

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It is written in the stars.

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And the moon and the comets

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and the number of days
before the equinox.

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Come on. Ridiculous!

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What? It complicated,
but I tell you,

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there is sequence between Lizbeth
and William and Annie and Mary.

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And I don't know who,

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but before clock strike
midnight, one of us...

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Whoomph!

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It's so exciting. The next layer.

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I wonder who of us it will be.

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Calm yourself, Katherine.

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I mean, this is
just superstitious hogwash.

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Bilge, bunkum and toffee!

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No, thank you, Robin. No, thank you.

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I've heard enough. He's right.

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Hey, well... Eh, eh...
Everyone?

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Everyone?

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OK, well, let's just call
it a day for now, then.

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Don't forget group rehearsals
at five this afternoon.

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OK?

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I was clearing one of the attics

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and I found a few baby bits
from when Flix had Trix.

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Felicity had Trixibelle.

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My daughter had my granddaughter.

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Oh! Oh, oh. OK.

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Thought they might come in
handy for him or her.

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That's so nice. Thank you.

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You can just pop it down.

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No problem at all.

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Thanks.

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So, where should I pop
the other bits?

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Oh, erm...

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I'll just stick them
along the wall, shall I?

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And I'll be back later
with the rest.

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The rest?

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So, what,
we're just supposed to believe

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in a bunch of caveman maths?

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I mean, I've seen
some dodgy arithmetic in my time -

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I was briefly made Chancellor -

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but this really takes the biscuit.

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Yes, if I thought for a moment
this were true, which I don't,

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I certainly wouldn't spend
my last day on Earth

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learning how to line dance.

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Well, quite. Yeah.

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You'd be making the most
of every last second,

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going through your bucket list,

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or the ghost equivalent is sort of
already-kicked-the-bucket list.

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Ha-ha. Bucket list?

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Yeah, you know,
all the things you wanted to do,

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but never got around to.

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One last chance
to let your hair down.

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Maybe do a bit of skinny-dipping,

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race a motorbike or bungee-jump,

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whatever floats your boat.

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Well, we all know what floats
your particular boat, don't we?

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Ha-ha, yeah, quite!

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I'd be doing
what I did last time. Yeah.

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Going out with a bang, so to speak.

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Though it takes two
to do that particular tango.

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There isn't really anyone here to...

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Uh...

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Here to what?

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Nothing. Just...

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I'm ju... Mm.

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Yeah, boy!

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Greg's booking up Ibiza
and wants to know if we...

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..have a baby by then.

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I will not be going large
in Ibiza, Gregory.

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Life's about to change, isn't it?

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Yeah.

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But we'll still do what we do,
though.

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Like, not Ibiza, obviously. Yeah.
But we'll still be us.

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Yeah? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think so.

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Like, some things will change
cos, well, they'll have to.

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Yeah, we'll just be more...mature.

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Mm. Yeah, settled.

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That sounds depressing. Yeah.
I don't know why I said it.

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You know what we should do?

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Hmm? Have a big night out.

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Like... Like one more massive bender
before the baby comes,

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before we have to pretend
to be grown-ups.

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Yeah? Do something wild.

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Mm. Like, spontaneous.

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Get wrecked!

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Well, you'd have to get wrecked
for both of us, but...

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Like that night we had in Options?

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We get the gang together.
Yes. Yes, that.

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We'll get dressed up.
We'll go on the town.

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She's coming.

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Oh, and she's coming. Oh, no.
She cannot come.

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Not coming. Wow.

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Hello. Here for rehearsals?

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No, not...
Not really my thing, dancing.

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No rhythm?

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No legs. Or arms.

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Or body, at the moment.

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Oh, it's fine.

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I'm used to it. No.

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What if it's you who moves on?

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If you and your body
aren't together,

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you might go without him.

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Or him without you.

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I don't think
it works like that, does it?

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Does it?

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Does it?

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I think better safe than sorry.
Come on.

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I can make you whole again.

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Oh, Atomic Kitten!

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Ha! Oh, yeah. Very good.

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I think I heard him
on the main staircase.

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Hey, Kitty.

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Erm, Kitty?

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Rehearsals?

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Kitty, my love?

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Where is everyone?

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You can't line dance with three.

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It's not a full line.

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Yes, more of a hyphen.

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And we need Julian for the music.

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I can't press play!

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What use the hymn,
what worth the choir...

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Erm...

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From the wedding stanza of
Hermione And Roger.

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Oh, of course.
Yes. That's classic.

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It's an absolute classic, innit?

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What use the hymn,
what worth the choir...

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Wh-wh-wh...

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..with none to hear their song?!

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Ah, yes, that's the badger.
That's it.

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How can you not remember?

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I must have recited it 100 times.

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138.

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And not a word went in?

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Well...

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I know I never found the fame
I deserved in the outside world,

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but I hoped at least my work
would be remembered

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within these walls!

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This is my legacy...

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What on earth's got into him?

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Ha. I blame Robin.

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He's got everyone at sixes and
sevens with his hocus-pocus.

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Yeah.

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You don't believe any of that,
do you?

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That one of us is going today?

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Oh, good Lord, no.

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Heavens, no! Nein, nicht, negative.

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Absolutely not. No. Ha!

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Do you?

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Oh, no. No! Ha.

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AMERICAN ACCENT No, siree.
Not me. No, sir. No, ma'am.

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Right, yes.

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Well, erm, perhaps I can
help you gather the troops,

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get this operation back on track.

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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, just spontaneous.

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Just tonight, just like...
..couple pre-game tequilas... Great.

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Ah, right. Yeah. Yeah.
Cool. OK, cool. Yeah. All right.

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Yeah. Well, great. Well, erm...
Uh-huh. Yeah.

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Well... Yeah. All right, then.
Well, we'll see you soon.

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See you then. See you soon.
All right, bye. All righty.

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No. They can't make it...
They are not coming. ..in the end.

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Do you think we should move it
to next week?

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Like, give people more notice?
No. What?

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No, we can't forward-plan our
spontaneous night out.

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No, it's going to be great.
Obi's coming with his girlfriend.

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It's going to be
exactly like last time.

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Except different girlfriend,
but still... Yeah, still,

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If you've got Obi, then you've got
yourself a party. 100%.

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Yeah, yeah.


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Gonna be a party

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Ow. You OK?

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Cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp.
Cramp? Oh.

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It's gone, it's passed. Yeah?

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Well, perhaps you're in the kitchen.

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Yeah, could be.

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Huh.

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What is it?
Half your age plus seven?

219
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That's...

220
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No. No, no. No, no, no, no.

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Oh, well, I guess I'm all out of...

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..options...

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Fanny.

224
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Alison. What is a bungee jump?

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A bungee jump is basically
when you just jump

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from somewhere really high up
and, like...

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Oh. No, no, no, no.
I've done that. A lot.

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Was there a reason that you...?

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No, it doesn't... OK.

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All righty.

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That lipstick? Yeah.

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Is it an experiment?

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No. Oh.

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Unbelievable.

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All Eyes On Me
by William Davies and Edward Nutbrown

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Turn it up.

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my language

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the money speaks clear

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then they don't want it.

240
00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:07,360
Ooh!

241
00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:09,920
Mm-hm, yeah.

242
00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:11,920
Guess again!

243
00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:14,160
I told you,
I can only count to five.

244
00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:16,560
Well, double that and add...

245
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I wouldn't know how.

246
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I'm worth 11 million!

247
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You're boring me.

248
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Oh, yeah.

249
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He's getting it!

250
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Hi!

251
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How high can you count?

252
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To ten.

253
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Close enough.

254
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Guess how much I'm worth.

255
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There you are! Come on, you.

256
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Let's get you back together,
all ready for the off.

257
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Ooh!

258
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It can be a bit skittish sometimes.

259
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No eyes or ears, see.

260
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Easy. Yeah.

261
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Easy, boy.

262
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Come along, poppet.

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Yeah, don't corner it...

264
00:11:00,600 --> 00:11:02,160
Don't corner it! No...

265
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Argh!

266
00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:05,080
Well, don't just stand there,
after me!

267
00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:10,120
Robin, ha! There you are.

268
00:11:10,120 --> 00:11:12,200
You are aware that rehearsals
are at five?

269
00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:13,680
Patrick's in a terrible tizz.

270
00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:16,640
Sorry.
I must have lost track of time.

271
00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:19,240
Just saying goodbye
to my mouse family.

272
00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:21,880
Snuffles, Maisie and Graeme Souness.

273
00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:25,320
Take care of each other, guys.

274
00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:26,920
Right!

275
00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:30,960
I think that all my affair in order.

276
00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:33,320
You know, if it's me who...

277
00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:37,200
You really believe it, don't you?

278
00:11:37,200 --> 00:11:38,520
This theory of yours.

279
00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:39,800
Oh, yeah.

280
00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,520
Before clock strike midnight,

281
00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:44,200
someone is going up to the stars.

282
00:11:45,920 --> 00:11:47,520
And that doesn't worry you?

283
00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:49,440
I've been here long time.

284
00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:51,280
Yes.

285
00:11:51,280 --> 00:11:52,400
I'm ready.

286
00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:54,880
I want to see what's next.

287
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,240
Ha!

288
00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:58,320
So you think it will be you?

289
00:11:58,320 --> 00:11:59,520
Could be!

290
00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:03,480
Could be you.

291
00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:04,640
Ah.

292
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,880
Eh?

293
00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:35,040
- He's getting away!
- Faster!

294
00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:40,040
Thomas?

295
00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:42,600
Mate?

296
00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:45,360
Are you coming back
to the line dancing?

297
00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:47,040
Look at them all.

298
00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:49,000
Surviving the ages,

299
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:52,040
standing erect
in their leather jackets,

300
00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:54,680
shoulder to shoulder,
looking down on me

301
00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:56,600
with their smug little eyes...

302
00:12:57,920 --> 00:13:01,280
..and As and Es and Os and Us
and all the consonants.

303
00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:05,160
Yeah, well, you know...

304
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:08,360
Your work might not be up
there with that lot,

305
00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:11,440
but you'll always be remembered
in this house, mate.

306
00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:13,480
We all love your stuff.

307
00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:15,240
It's kind of you to say, Pat,

308
00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:17,960
but let's be honest,
none of you remember a word of it.

309
00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:24,480
Home is not the walls
or the gardens

310
00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:29,080
Home is the souls within those walls

311
00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:33,680
Home is the memories made
on this spot.

312
00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:38,760
That's Fanny's poem!

313
00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:43,480
I'm not even the best poet
in this house!

314
00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:44,720
Annabel!

315
00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:50,680
Annabel?

316
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:53,520
I'll just leave it here.

317
00:13:57,280 --> 00:13:59,080
Whoo!

318
00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:01,520
Whoo! Whoo!

319
00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:03,120
Whoooooo!

320
00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:05,560
Yes! Whoo!

321
00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:09,880
Hiya. Hi. What can I get you?

322
00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:11,600
Tequilas! Please.

323
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:12,960
Yeah. Oh, yeah, please. Sorry.

324
00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:14,440
And a shot of water,

325
00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:16,480
but also with salt and lime.

326
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:19,160
Right, so one shot of water
and one tequila?

327
00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:22,320
No, no, still two tequilas because
he's our designated drinker.

328
00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:24,600
Wow. Good luck.

329
00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:26,080
Yeah! Whoo!

330
00:14:27,360 --> 00:14:29,320
Coopers! Yes!

331
00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:31,640
All right! Hello.

332
00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:34,320
Hi! Bring it in. Hi.

333
00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:36,760
This is Mike and Alison.

334
00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:39,640
And, guys, this is Brenda.

335
00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:41,600
Nice to meet you, Brenda. Hi.
Sorry, it was...?

336
00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:43,800
Brenda. Yes, that's what
I thought you said.

337
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,040
Brenda. Nice to meet you.

338
00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:46,320
Brenda?

339
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:47,720
Right. Drinks!

340
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,800
Brenda? Yes, please.

341
00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:51,520
White wine for me. OK.

342
00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:53,800
Large white wine.
And he'll have a tequila.

343
00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:55,840
Actually, I might have a wine.

344
00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:59,080
What do you have
in the way of whites?

345
00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:01,040
Not too dry, but flinty.

346
00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:04,280
We've got that one or that one.

347
00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:06,560
Then the Sauvignon, please.

348
00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:10,000
We're into wine.

349
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,080
OK. Yeah, that.

350
00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:13,920
And four more tequilas, please.

351
00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:15,280
Whoa! And another water.

352
00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:16,680
I haven't had these two yet.

353
00:15:16,680 --> 00:15:18,680
All right, well,
you'd better get on it.

354
00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:33,600
We may
allow ourselves

355
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:36,040
a brief period of rejoicing.

356
00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:37,760
I was commanding officer!

357
00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:48,720
Right, line dancing!

358
00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:55,240
Well, now there's not even a hyphen!

359
00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:58,320
Hello?!

360
00:15:58,320 --> 00:15:59,680
Captain?

361
00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:03,760
Anyone?

362
00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:14,080
It only works
if we're all together.

363
00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:36,840
Yes, got it!

364
00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:41,560
Humphrey?

365
00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:48,160
I made you whole again!

366
00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:49,480
Yeah!

367
00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:52,000
Atomic Kitty.

368
00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:02,160
Yeah. Oh, I'd love that.
Sounds amazing.

369
00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:03,640
Absolutely, I'd love to.

370
00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:06,160
She's lovely, then.

371
00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:07,440
What?

372
00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:08,800
I said, "She's lovely."

373
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:12,240
It never used to be
this loud in here.

374
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:13,640
I think it did.

375
00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:14,720
I think it did!

376
00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:15,840
Oh, yeah.

377
00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:17,720
Yeah, I suppose. Yeah.

378
00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:19,280
Suppose that's the point, isn't it?

379
00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:20,760
Maybe we should go and dance.

380
00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:24,080
Um, actually, I think
we're going to head off.

381
00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:25,160
What?

382
00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:26,920
I said I think
we're going to head off!

383
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,680
I heard you, but, no, you can't.

384
00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:30,480
We... We're being wild and crazy.

385
00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:32,360
We've got early starts tomorrow.

386
00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:35,520
I'm going to Ikea
and Brenda's got this...

387
00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:38,160
I've got a bank manager
meeting first thing.

388
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:40,000
Oh, God. Boring!

389
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:41,040
What for?

390
00:17:42,040 --> 00:17:43,440
Because I'm a bank manager.

391
00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:47,160
OK, well, you can't just go,

392
00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:49,600
because Mike's already gone
to get more drinks.

393
00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:52,360
I don't think he has.

394
00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:54,560
Yeah, he's been drinking
for two all night

395
00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:58,360
and, well, he's been gone
a really long time.

396
00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:04,040
Right, whatever you're doing
in there, stop it and open up.

397
00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:05,280
Five minute...

398
00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:08,120
All right, I'm coming in.

399
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:14,640
What are you doing in there?

400
00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:15,840
I'm having a nap.

401
00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:19,440
I've been a bouncer for nine years,

402
00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:21,760
and this might be the saddest thing
I've ever seen.

403
00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:23,480
Mate, go home.

404
00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:24,720
Yeah.

405
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:28,400
What time is it?

406
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:31,120
Ten past 11.

407
00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:32,680
What?

408
00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:34,120
What happened to me?

409
00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:35,200
You got old, mate.

410
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:42,680
Can't sleep?

411
00:18:44,440 --> 00:18:45,640
Too much energy.

412
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:48,320
Not enough dancing.

413
00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:53,720
You're not worried, then,
about what Robin said?

414
00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:55,400
Oh, no, siree!

415
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:58,280
I ain't worried an eensy li'l bit.

416
00:18:58,280 --> 00:19:01,120
Right, it's just you keep slipping
into an American accent, Pat.

417
00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:03,160
Hell no! No, siree, I...

418
00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:05,080
Oh, my God, I do. Mmm.

419
00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:08,240
I haven't done that
since I were in the queue

420
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:10,520
for Black Hole at Alton Towers.

421
00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:12,520
Carol thought I was having a stroke!

422
00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:16,000
It's me fear response, apparently.

423
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:17,160
Hmm.

424
00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:21,680
I don't know, mate.

425
00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:22,840
What if he's right?

426
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:26,280
I mean, I don't know
the rules to all this.

427
00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:27,680
None of us do.

428
00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:32,240
But if one of us
is going to go today

429
00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:37,520
and there's only 18 minutes
of today left and, well...

430
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:40,320
Do you want to know something?

431
00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:44,320
I scared!

432
00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:45,600
Me too.

433
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,360
I tried to dismiss it,

434
00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:52,160
but some part of me must believe it.

435
00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:56,640
I mean, I've considered some
pretty desperate things today.

436
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:02,680
Yes. I, too, have found myself
musing on mortality.

437
00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:03,880
Oh, yeah? Hmm.

438
00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:05,120
What have you been up to?

439
00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:09,040
Oh, you know,
just thinking about the Bible.

440
00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:12,880
You're awake too?

441
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:14,920
Good.

442
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:19,320
I wanted to say sorry, Pat,
about earlier.

443
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:26,120
It's just so very hard knowing
I leave no legacy when I go.

444
00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:30,360
Oh, Thomas...

445
00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:34,520
We might not remember
your poems, but...

446
00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:37,400
But we'd remember you.

447
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:43,560
Not so tight on
the arrow, mate!

448
00:20:43,560 --> 00:20:45,000
Sorry! Sorry.

449
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:48,200
Well, well, well, well.

450
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,400
All got there in the end, eh?

451
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:52,160
Can't argue with the math.

452
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:55,360
Oh! Everyone back together.

453
00:20:55,360 --> 00:20:57,000
All ready for the off.

454
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,480
And speaking of back together...

455
00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:02,800
- Ta-da!
- Humphrey!

456
00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:04,560
Oh, thank you. Thank you.
There he is.

457
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:06,080
Oh, dammit!

458
00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:08,160
I've got it. I've got it.

459
00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:13,800
It is nice to be together
again at last.

460
00:21:13,800 --> 00:21:14,920
Ha.

461
00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:19,320
You know, it's funny,
this is all I wanted, really.

462
00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:23,920
When I died,
I didn't get to be surrounded

463
00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:26,680
by the people I loved, but now...

464
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,080
..well...

465
00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:31,400
..I'm ready.

466
00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:34,840
Yes.

467
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:36,360
Ready.

468
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:41,240
Well, no, actually.

469
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:44,040
If this is it for me, then...

470
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:48,720
..well, there's something
I have to tell you.

471
00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:52,320
Where to begin?

472
00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:58,360
It was 1945.

473
00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:01,800
I'd been posted to Weymouth
since the end of '44,

474
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:03,440
but when Berlin fell,

475
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:05,920
I heard chatter on the wires
about an event being held

476
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:08,480
at my old command, Button House.

477
00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:10,560
It's a veterans' event, sir.

478
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:13,160
Decorated officers only.
If you're not on my list...

479
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:15,880
I was commanding officer here!
I've got my orders, sir.

480
00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:18,680
Very well.

481
00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:20,560
You've heard
about these things...

482
00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:22,280
Such and such horsepower or...

483
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:25,880
If it have horsepower,
where is horse? Ah!

484
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:28,120
Of course,
knowing the house as I did,

485
00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:30,840
it was simple enough to find
an alternative entrance.

486
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,280
Hey!

487
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:35,360
Ah.

488
00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:38,680
Not my most dignified moment,
but I HAD to be there.

489
00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:44,080
Which meant I HAD to blend in.

490
00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:51,400
Oh!

491
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:20,720
Oh! Terribly sorry. Oh, so...

492
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:22,760
Captain! Ha! Is that you?

493
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:24,440
Cartwright, good Lord.

494
00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:27,520
Wah! I haven't seen you
since, what, '42?

495
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:29,760
Gosh, must be. Yes.
Sorry, I've just...

496
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:32,160
Never had you down
as front-line material.

497
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:33,520
Where were you posted?

498
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:35,320
Oh, well...

499
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:37,680
Forward Command, actually. Yeah.

500
00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:39,400
Versailles. Versailles?

501
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:40,600
I was in Versailles!

502
00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:42,720
You weren't in Versailles.
Were you in Versailles?

503
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:45,680
Well, briefly,
before I moved to, um...

504
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:47,240
To where?

505
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:48,960
Sorry, I really must just...

506
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:50,640
That's not even the right way up.
What?

507
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,520
What are you trying to pull here?
Erm... Ha.

508
00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:54,480
Well, the thing is, I...

509
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:56,840
Sorry, I... No, no.
Explain yourself, man!

510
00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:58,440
What's all this?

511
00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:00,000
My old CO, sir.

512
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:01,520
Never left Blighty,

513
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:03,600
trying to pass himself off
as the bally hero.

514
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:05,640
No, please, I, erm...
Where did you get these?

515
00:24:05,640 --> 00:24:07,040
Hmm? No, I, erm...

516
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:10,520
I... I can...

517
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:13,080
How dare you?!

518
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:14,720
Have you no shame?

519
00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:18,640
What's wrong with that man?

520
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:23,520
Sir! Sir!

521
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:24,560
Huh?

522
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:28,400
Well, fetch a medic!

523
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:29,800
Medic?

524
00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:33,040
Are you all right? I'm sorry.

525
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:35,360
I had to find you.

526
00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:36,640
I'm here.

527
00:24:38,120 --> 00:24:39,520
I...

528
00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:42,240
I...

529
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:44,240
I know.

530
00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:55,720
Anthony...

531
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:57,120
James...

532
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:28,200
I was no hero.

533
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:30,920
Perhaps.

534
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:32,680
But you are a brave man.

535
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:35,480
Yeah. Yeah.

536
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:36,640
Indeed.

537
00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:45,800
I'm ready.

538
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:29,920
Actually, thinking about it,
it might be tomorrow.

539
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:31,800
Last time I'm listening to you!

540
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:33,960
Thinking about the numbers...

541
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:36,360
So, what do we do now?

542
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:41,320
Well, we are all together.

543
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:48,440
OK, so it wasn't the perfect night.

544
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:49,680
You could say that.

545
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:54,520
Maybe if Hannah had been there,
it would have...

546
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:57,520
It wouldn't. Let's face it.

547
00:26:57,520 --> 00:26:59,440
You can't recreate a good time.

548
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:02,000
They just happen.

549
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:04,600
Like a little bit of magic.

550
00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:07,120
It's either there or it's not.

551
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:11,240
Yeah, well, I wanted the magic.

552
00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:14,840
Hey. There'll be more magic.

553
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:20,400
I know it won't be the same
once there's three of us,

554
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:23,040
but we're going to have
the best times.

555
00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:24,160
Loads of them.

556
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:28,280
And I don't know what they'll be

557
00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:29,720
or when they'll happen...

558
00:27:31,120 --> 00:27:32,920
..but isn't that the joy of it?

559
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:37,880
You're really wise sometimes.

560
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:39,600
I've had a lot of tequila.

561
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:42,840
Achy Breaky Heart
by Billy Ray Cyrus

562
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:46,320


563
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:48,320


564
00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:51,560
- Hey, hey, hey!
- Alison!

565
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:52,880
Come on, join in!

566
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:54,520
Come and join us! Come on, Alison!

567
00:27:54,520 --> 00:27:55,720
Join in!

568
00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:57,840
What?

569
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:06,600

my achy breaky heart

570
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:09,200


571
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:14,360

my achy breaky heart

572
00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:17,320


573
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:20,360


574
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:33,120

I moved to Arkansas...

575
00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:34,360
Are we still on?

576
00:28:34,360 --> 00:28:37,280

to bite my leg

577
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:41,200


578
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:44,280
I should warn you,
I'm riddled with plague.

579
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:45,880
You only live once.

580
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:49,720

I mean, Christ knows what I've got.

581
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:52,520


582
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:57,640

my achy breaky heart

583
00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:00,800


584
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:03,040


585
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:29,280